First Date Ideas: Utah Style – Patriarchal Blessings Tee

Because nothing says eternal compatibility like comparing spiritual roadmaps.

This shirt is for the romantics who know their lineage, the flirtatious faithful, and anyone who's ever had a DTR over Diet Coke and doctrinal destiny. Featuring vintage comic-style artwork and the line that only Utah singles could make sound sexy, this tee turns religious lingo into ironic gold.

Printed on the ultra-comfy, durable Gildan 980, this shirt is soft enough for a fireside and bold enough for your next Pioneer Day picnic.

🛠 Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort
• Pre-shrunk and soft—but not unlike your tolerance for awkward FHE dates
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability (because love isn’t the only thing that should last)
• Classic tubular fit—roomy enough for layers or layered meaning

Whether you’re actively dating, eternally sealed, or just here for the satire, this shirt is your new conversation starter.

🛸 Star Date 444—Changing what 1847 (ish) relationships look like, one conscious connection at a time.